Tag Archives: Humor

Little Red


Little Red lived under my shed
A cozy and discreet sheltered retreat
One day I got tough and said “Enough is enough!”
I replaced the shed floor and showed him the door
Who could have predicted he would be rightly evicted
Leaving behind the nest’s contents without even paying the rent
Find another spot so he should, they’re aplenty in the neighbourhood.

Cruel Joke of Nature

The weight of the snow
Has us all down on our knees
Even the poor trees

Maybe it’s a joke, a little riddle
But nobody is laughing
For Canadian Thanksgiving
Ain’t s’posed to be this way
Except north of the Arctic Circle

What am I to do
Company coming for dinner
Can’t even reach the BBQ

What’s Up With That?

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New Battlefield Sensor Technology”  —  An unnamed official from an unnamed country reported that another unnamed country led by an unnamed dictator has been using new battlefield sensor technology, pictured above (obtained from an unnamed photographer), to eavesdrop on communications and to collect electronic information—to spy, really—on citizens of countries around the world. It would appear their main interest lies in consumer shopping patterns, online gambling habits, and the brand of coffee they drink.

We are investigating…

Upon further investigation, it would appear the official photographer may have gotten too close to the hibiscus and triggered the shutter accidentally as he tripped on his shoelace, which had come undone while he ran to catch a better shot.

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